Kinda True Jiu-Jitsu News: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Purple Belt Does Not Inform Girlfriend of Ringworm Infection

Yousef “Joe” Wahid, a purple belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu from San Francisco, has decided to not mention the suspicious circular rash on the back of his calf to his longtime girlfriend, with whom he shares an apartment. The two inch diameter skin infection was first noticed approximately a week ago after a no-gi jiu-jitsu seminar and has generated occasional mild curiosity and significant denial in Wahid. According to the grappler, “I suppose it could be something she should know about. I’ll give it another few days and see what happens, you know?” Wahid, who plans to put his newfound takedown skills and fungal infection to use in the upcoming local grappling tournament this weekend, then received a big hug from his smiling and unknowing girlfriend.

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3 thoughts on “Kinda True Jiu-Jitsu News: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Purple Belt Does Not Inform Girlfriend of Ringworm Infection”

  1. Funny. Reads like an article on The Onion “Area man’s ring worm becomes self-aware and goes on a destructive rampage in South Bay area.”

  2. Unfortunately this actually happened to me. She was not amused. I expect it to happen again.

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