The BJJ Gi Dryer Hanger.
Back in September I wrote about how I like to dry my Brazilian jiu-jitsu gi in hopes that someone else might find it useful. I introduced the BJJ Gi Dryer Hanger, which allows for quick drying of the gi’s armpits, which often remain wet for a long time and can get funky. It’s very high tech: take a broom rod and stick a giant hook in the center of it and you’re done.
As I was leaving our school’s open mat last night I saw my instructor Fabio Santos hanging up his gi and I figured it was time to give credit to my inspiration for the BJJ Gi Dryer Hanger. See the picture? Very similar to the BJJ Gi Dryer Hanger but no hook. Just a rod suspended between a closet and a box of BJJ DVDs!
The Fabio method.
Fabio received his red and black belt in 2007 from Relson Gracie. As you might expect, his school has a lot of great old photos along the walls. Can you make out the photo behind his gi?
Rickson punching some guy.
The BJJ Gi Dryer Hanger probably won’t win any prizes for engineering anytime soon, but it doesn’t mean its inspiration doesn’t deserve mention. Thanks Fabio!
I don’t know exactly who this post is for. Probably not the larger audience of Brazilian jiu-jitsu family out there. But there is definitely a sub class of BJJ folks out there who are gi nerds and can talk all day about how many BJJ gis they own, or even gi care. So here goes.
I am one of the 60% of BJJ folks out there who personally insist on air drying my gis. I don’t know why exactly, but I prefer my gi to have a bit of a rough texture when I put it on. I think the idea of putting fabric softener on a gi is a little lame. The only time I can justify that is if you’ve gotten badly sunburned lately. I mean it’s not like you’re going to skip jiu-jitsu class just because you are really sunburned! (Not that adding a dryer sheet when you dry the gi will really make things more comfortable, but maybe psychologically you’ll feel better when you put it on.)
So if you put your gi in the dryer with no fabric softener sheet, it will be rough to the touch. If you air dry it, it’s even rougher, and I like that.
But there’s a risk in air drying the gi. When you air-dry your gi and it’s humid or slow to dry for whatever reason, it can sit there damp for longer than it should, allowing it to turn a little “ripe” if you know what I mean. We want to air dry the gi, but we don’t want it to take forever. While we can’t really control ambient humidity or temperature, there is something we can do: when the arms are allowed to hang loose as in this first photo, the air doesn’t circulate around it very well and places like the armpits of the gi will likely take longer to dry, possibly getting funky on their own.
So what do we do? From the same department that brought you the Gi Smell Pull Up, I now present to you the BJJ Gi Drying Hanger! We stretch the gi out so more surface area is exposed and more air flow can dry the gi faster.
But how do we accomplish such a feat? Surely there is either a) very advanced engineering at work or b) voodoo involved. It turns out that I did indeed rack my brain for a technological solution to the problem. I came up with the BJJ Gi Dryer Hanger, and I’m going to share with you how to make one so you can air dry your gi and minimize the drying time.
- Buy a cheap mop with the yellow sponge on the end from your local supermarket. When you are cleaning your kitchen floor sometime, trying to get a spot off the floor, apply too much pressure to the shaft of the mop causing the mop head to snap right off the shaft. Curse loudly and get so frustrated that you give up on cleaning and the spot on the floor likely persists till today.
- Go to the local hardware store and buy one big metal hook with a screwy part on the end. It should cost about 25 cents.
- Screw the hook into the center of the broken mop shaft.
- You’re done! Reflect on how smart you are, and give yourself a pat on the back.
There you have it! If you use the BJJ Gi Dryer Hanger instead of a normal clotheshanger you now can rest assured that your gi is air drying as quickly as possible. You’ll get that rough gi texture we all love while minimizing the chance that any ghost of gi funk returns.
The BJJ Police, a loosely organized internet-based group devoted to maintaining the purity of Brazilian jiu-jitsu and known for aggressively investigating suspicious claims of BJJ achievement, admitted this week that a case of mistaken identity was behind a recent BJJ Police effort. The incident caused no small amount of frustration to their suspect, Chip MacDougal, whose appearance in an online photo wearing a karate uniform years ago triggered the investigation. “Several phone calls, many romoshops, and one internet challenge later, come to find out we were barking up the wrong tree. He’s clean,” said a BJJ Police investigator who goes by the screenname OMGWTFBJJ. Citing an ongoing threat to jiu-jitsu however, the BJJ Police remind the public to report any suspicious black belts to their nearest Brazilian jiu-jitsu internet forum.
An experimental program to cure grapplers of their Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu addiction was going well until eight minutes into the first meeting when the conversation topic turned to purple belt Sandra Warden’s inability to think about anything other than her problems finishing a certain collar choke. As the participants eagerly began to troubleshoot Warden’s issue, the Brazilian Jiu-jitsu Anonymous meeting slid from psychologist Chad Trotter’s control and suddenly degraded into a full fledged open mat session. According to the therapist, “Sandra explained her problem about correct hand placement when choking from the mount and the next thing I know I have four pairs of people grappling in front of me.” With group therapy no longer a viable treatment for jiu-jitsu addiction, experts are now calling for the return of more controversial therapies like electroshock and the prefrontal lobotomy.
At a press conference held today in the San Diego neighborhood of Chula Vista, Rodney “Rod” Andrews announced the grand opening of Rod’s Purity Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, the first known academy where no clothes will be worn while training Brazilian jiu-jitsu. “Brazilian jiu-jitsu was originally practiced in the gi, and what happened? People then went to no-gi. We take things to their logical next step of rolling with no clothes whatsoever,” said Andrews. “Humans are born naked and we procreate naked, so it only makes sense to defend ourselves naked.” Standing in front of a banner that read, “No Gi? No Board Shorts? No Problem!”, Andrews then stepped out from behind the press conference podium, removed all his clothes and presented himself squarely in front of the audience before asking for volunteers to disrobe and participate in a nude jiu-jitsu demonstration. No word yet on how belt rankings will be handled.
Norman Hayes, a local man who has taken Brazilian jiu-jitsu classes for just six months, used his knowledge of the deadly martial art on Wednesday to nullify any possibility of a second encounter with his attractive and once-interested date. Their first meeting, arranged by way of an online dating site, was marked by a one-sided, non-stop barrage of jiu-jitsu conversation that rendered Hayes’ date completely helpless. A defeated Jennifer Barton remarked, “Let this be a lesson to me: never agree to meet anyone whose screen name on a dating site is ‘Tap-U-or-Snap-U'”. For his part Hayes is eager to follow up by email but cannot decide whether to send a link to videos of jiu-jitsu on YouTube or to invite his date to his next jiu-jitsu class.
Physicists around the world today reacted with a mixture of surprise and elation upon learning that the first sighting of the elusive Higgs Boson was witnessed not at the underground Tevatron particle accelerator but at a local Brazilian jiu-jitsu tournament in Cranston, Rhode Island. Brazilian jiu-jitsu blue belts Emilio Villanueva and Mickey “Monkey” Carson pulled guard on each other at precisely the same moment in a high speed, mid-air collision similar to the one that researchers have attempted to create for decades in hopes of revealing secrets about the fundamental mechanics of the universe. According to researcher Aleksei Konstantov, “We have spent billions of government research funding trying to recreate conditions like this, so the fact that it can be done by two guys in pajamas is indeed a surprise.” Since the incident there has been no sign of Villanueva and Carson, who vanished and are believed to now forever reside in an extra dimension, never to be promoted to purple.
The finishing touches of soon-to-be newlywed Brett Drummond’s honeymoon in Hawaii are falling in to place nicely, according to the Brazilian jiu-jitsu blue belt. Drummond has arranged to attend multiple classes and even a private with the island’s elite BJJ instructors during the couple’s first vacation under matrimony. As his fiancee quietly packs the luggage with multiple gis with a resignation normally reserved for couples who have been together for decades, the self-described “jiu-jitsu freak” reports, “Sharon is just going to love Maui. I know I can’t wait.” No news yet on whether Drummond was ever able to book that beachfront sunset luau his fiancee has dreamed of all her life.
Yousef “Joe” Wahid, a purple belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu from San Francisco, has decided to not mention the suspicious circular rash on the back of his calf to his longtime girlfriend, with whom he shares an apartment. The two inch diameter skin infection was first noticed approximately a week ago after a no-gi jiu-jitsu seminar and has generated occasional mild curiosity and significant denial in Wahid. According to the grappler, “I suppose it could be something she should know about. I’ll give it another few days and see what happens, you know?” Wahid, who plans to put his newfound takedown skills and fungal infection to use in the upcoming local grappling tournament this weekend, then received a big hug from his smiling and unknowing girlfriend.
According to Brazilian jiu-jitsu novice Chad Terenti, Terenti would surely have submitted his fellow white belt opponent during his introductory BJJ class on Tuesday if he had just put more strength into his attack. Not tapping his opponent with the eagerly and sloppily-applied kimura was a major disappointment to the new BJJ student, who had repeatedly fantasized in great detail about submitting someone with the move after seeing the kimura used in a UFC mixed martial arts fight. When reached for comment, Terenti was doing dumbbell curls at the local gym and stated, “I guess it’s just a thing of being stronger than the other guy… or maybe bigger.” Taking proactive steps to ensure success in Brazilian jiu-jitsu, Terenti has already purchased Mega Mass Gainer 2000 Plus creatine supplement.