Kinda True Jiu-Jitsu News: First All Nude BJJ School Opens In San Diego

June 19, 2009

At a press conference held today in the San Diego neighborhood of Chula Vista, Rodney “Rod” Andrews announced the grand opening of Rod’s Purity Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, the first known academy where no clothes will be worn while training Brazilian jiu-jitsu. “Brazilian jiu-jitsu was originally practiced in the gi, and what happened? People then went to no-gi. We take things to their logical next step of rolling with no clothes whatsoever,” said Andrews. “Humans are born naked and we procreate naked, so it only makes sense to defend ourselves naked.” Standing in front of a banner that read, “No Gi? No Board Shorts? No Problem!”, Andrews then stepped out from behind the press conference podium, removed all his clothes and presented himself squarely in front of the audience before asking for volunteers to disrobe and participate in a nude jiu-jitsu demonstration. No word yet on how belt rankings will be handled.

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9 Responses to “Kinda True Jiu-Jitsu News: First All Nude BJJ School Opens In San Diego”

  1. Douglas on June 19th, 2009 8:48 am

    I really didn’t like this new “jiu jitsu”. In my opinion, is a lack of respect…

  2. Kyle on June 19th, 2009 9:44 am

    I agree with doug
    this is very disrespectful to the roots of BJJ
    whoever this guy is
    should die in a fire

  3. rowdy on June 19th, 2009 11:49 am

    sweet, does my blue belt transfer??

  4. Aaron on June 19th, 2009 3:42 pm

    Well there would be no need for belts.. You can put colored stripes on your… hmmm

  5. rowdy on June 20th, 2009 10:32 pm

    since im a red head does that make me a red belt in naked jj????????

  6. E on June 25th, 2009 4:53 am

    kinda disgusting seeing as how you are rolling with guys and if they sleep around, you can get STD’s and infections…. even on your face…
    GROSS not to mention (not straight)

  7. Frank on June 25th, 2009 9:43 am

    I would like to volunteer to teach the woman’s self-defense class.

  8. Mike Hunter on June 25th, 2009 1:34 pm

    I’d only roll with hot women, and never pass the guard. ;)

  9. T on February 3rd, 2010 4:30 pm

    wow… what is this guy thingking….
    he better make this school no same sex rolling school.

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