At a press conference held today in the San Diego neighborhood of Chula Vista, Rodney “Rod” Andrews announced the grand opening of Rod’s Purity Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, the first known academy where no clothes will be worn while training Brazilian jiu-jitsu. “Brazilian jiu-jitsu was originally practiced in the gi, and what happened? People then went to no-gi. We take things to their logical next step of rolling with no clothes whatsoever,” said Andrews. “Humans are born naked and we procreate naked, so it only makes sense to defend ourselves naked.” Standing in front of a banner that read, “No Gi? No Board Shorts? No Problem!”, Andrews then stepped out from behind the press conference podium, removed all his clothes and presented himself squarely in front of the audience before asking for volunteers to disrobe and participate in a nude jiu-jitsu demonstration. No word yet on how belt rankings will be handled.