Kinda True Jiu-Jitsu News: White Belt Could Have Tapped That Guy If He Had Used More Strength

May 15, 2009

According to Brazilian jiu-jitsu novice Chad Terenti, Terenti would surely have submitted his fellow white belt opponent during his introductory BJJ class on Tuesday if he had just put more strength into his attack. Not tapping his opponent with the eagerly and sloppily-applied kimura was a major disappointment to the new BJJ student, who had repeatedly fantasized in great detail about submitting someone with the move after seeing the kimura used in a UFC mixed martial arts fight. When reached for comment, Terenti was doing dumbbell curls at the local gym and stated, “I guess it’s just a thing of being stronger than the other guy… or maybe bigger.” Taking proactive steps to ensure success in Brazilian jiu-jitsu, Terenti has already purchased Mega Mass Gainer 2000 Plus creatine supplement.

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4 Responses to “Kinda True Jiu-Jitsu News: White Belt Could Have Tapped That Guy If He Had Used More Strength”

  1. rowdy on May 15th, 2009 8:11 am

    he needs to juice. that’s really the only way to be good.

  2. dustedNdisgusted on May 15th, 2009 10:21 am

    all i needed to do was lift weights!?!! why didn’t anyone tell me this in the beginning?! I could of avoided cauliflower ear and be even better looking than I already am!!!

  3. Meerkatsu on May 15th, 2009 3:47 pm

    Oh man, I know Chad, he’s still training, still using too much strength, still getting tapped out. Every club has a Chad.

  4. Rich on May 16th, 2009 2:36 pm

    This is how I thought…until the end of my first BJJ class!

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