My BJJ Valentine

by Caleb on February 14, 2008

bjj gi

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I’m lucky to have a girl
who puts up with my jiu-jitsu

The FightWorks Podcast headquarters
our small apartment be
yet you still tolerate my insistence
on air drying my just-washed gi

I ponder new moves
whether I’m awake or asleep
As boring as that makes me,
you never say a peep

My body is never
fully injury free
but you still indulge my requests
for nurturing pity

A Roger, Xande, or Jacare
I’ll prob’ly never be,
but you win the absolute division
of my heart’s Mundial tourney

{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

teddy February 14, 2008 at 9:44 am


Tom February 17, 2008 at 3:46 pm

Well said! Very funny!

Hillary February 22, 2008 at 7:25 am

Awww…that’s cute! I wish I had a BJJ guy write me that!

Matt March 18, 2008 at 4:11 am

Niiice. Our other halves have to put up with a lot, huh…

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